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Automatons (2006)Automatons (2006)
iMDB Rating: 5.0

Date Released : 7 September 2006

Genre : Horror, Sci-Fi

Stars : Christine Spencer, Angus Scrimm, Brenda Cooney, Jennifer Boutell

Movie Quality : HDrip

Format : MKV

Size : 700 MB



 

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A low-tech FX film about the horrors of war and robots.


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absolute garbage

the most uncreative garbage I've ever seen. i don't care how much money was spent on a film - a good story is a good story. this didn't even HAVE a story.

i watched the making of documentary included on the DVD, just to get a feel for WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE THINKING when making this. turns out: not much! a group of stereotypical jocks in their mid 30s decide to make a movie. they want to make it about robots! and it has to have fighting! they wrote the "script" about 10 minutes before the actors say the lines. they make fun of one of the actors to his face cause he has a nerdy hair cut, and the actor is obviously uncomfortable. they have no opinion about how the actors deliver the lines, and are more interested in drinking coors light and dumping gloves full of sweat (the robot costumes were hot) on their friend's heads after seeing behind the scenes, the film (lol) itself makes a lot more sense. a bunch of talentless dumbasses making a really bad sub-home movie grade short film (maybe 15 minutes of content total) and padding it out with 70 minutes of filler.

only see this if you are a masochist with an acute need to have your intelligence insulted

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